Others take up the mantle

As Ralph Luker notes, there are others systematically taking on bad history. I'll try to chronicle some of them here over time. No, I don't think the carnival is coming back as an event, but I think this blog could become a kind of clearning-house, if people are interested.

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Summer Hiatus

The Carnival of Bad History will be on hiatus for the remainder of the summer. Sorry for any inconvenience this causes or ignorance which it perpetuates!

Carnival hosting will resume in September, I think: Volunteers?

Carnival of Bad History #15

Welcome to my favorite carnival, the collector of bad analogies, the dishonor roll of cultural amnesia, where old bunk comes to die and where bad historians have their day in the court of blogospheric opinion.

First, some good news. As the history blogosphere has gotten larger, new and improved organizational tools have emerged. Somehow, I always seem to end up involved. Last week, Ralph Luker and I reorganized the New Improved History Blogroll with category bookmarks. Also, if you haven't checked it out on the sidebar, here's a word of advice: the only way to keep up with the proliferation of history-related carnivals is the New improved History Carnival Aggregator.

Freaky Stuff!

My favorite news story of the last week, aside from the CIA paper release, is the tale of a 130+ year-old bowhead whale, and we know that date because of the harpoon found embedded in its flesh. The lesson I take from that? If you're impaled with something easily dated, for the sake of history, don't pull it out.

Anyone asked you lately for a tattoo idea? Consider an outdated map of a city on another continent! There are some great maps of Edo on the web, and lots of tattoo artists around here....

Speaking of Japan, for reasons passing understanding, Time Magazine reported on a fairly bizarre local legend from a small town. I can't even begin to summarize it: I'll just quote

"The legend has it that Jesus — or as they call him in Shingo, Daitenku Taro Jurai — came to Japan at the age of 21, during the lost years when he was supposedly carpentering in Nazareth. Like many an eager gaijin student, Jesus became entranced with his adopted land's noble culture, learning the Japanese language and Shinto religion at the feet of a sage. At age 33, he went back home, where he preached about his experiences in Japan, which so annoyed the local authorities that he was promptly sentenced to death. From there, the story gets really weird. Instead of Christ being crucified, somehow his younger brother Isukiri ends up dying on the cross, while Jesus fled to Japan via Vladivostok and Alaska. (Such details as how Jesus had a younger brother and how the Romans got the wrong guy are not addressed in the legend.) Eventually he came to this tiny village, where he took up rice farming, married a local girl named Miyuko and produced three daughters before dying peacefully at the age of 106. In Shingo, Jesus kept a low profile — he didn't multiply any loaves or fish, although when the villagers were dying of starvation he did travel far to find them food."

For the record, the vast majority of Japanese don't even know about this, much less would they consider it reasonable or likely. But there's an anthropology Ph.D. out there for anyone who can figure out how this became local legend.

In the "historical dead-end" category, those oddities which have died away to obscurity, I offer Alex's explanation of Keelhauling and other diverse punishments no longer in general use. Another dead-end can be found in Orac's 1930s X-ray boosterism. Sometimes we forget our history more deliberately, it seems. Rob MacDougal went digging into the history of wargames and simulations and found the first dungeon master (I don't have to explain that to this audience, do I?) and some other unpleasant things.

No carnival of bad history would really be complete without Mark Rayner's Lost powerpoint slides: Waterloo v. 2.0.

Hitler, and friends

First, a report from Chris Bray on the teaching front line:

My longstanding suspicion was confirmed last week: Twenty percent of all known undergraduates complete their written coursework by typing up a summary of whatever text you give them, taking it all as equally weighted fact and never noticing especially much what it says.

I never thought they'd actually do it with Mein Kampf.

Well, Chris could have taken a more creative approach:

"deputy head of a Hungarian church school who appeared in photographs wearing a Nazi SS uniform has been suspended from his duties, the head of the Hungarian Church's school authority said Thursday.

History teacher Akos Peter Kosaras, 36, posted pictures of himself dressed in the uniform on the internet, although the pictures have now been removed.

The teacher at a school in the small settlement of Budakeszi just outside Budapest was supposedly playing the role of a "kind-hearted" SS officer during a historical game, the daily Nepszava said.
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However, the school's headmistress said that Kosaras was a "well- known preserver of traditions" and that there was nothing objectionable about his hobby.."

Orac may have invented the Hitler Zombie to combat unjustified comparisons, but not all invocations of Hitler are unjustified. He takes a budding rhetorical referee to task for overdoing it.

Maybe you prefer Stalin? So does Russian President Putin

"In a warning that will send a chill through Russia's dwindling ranks of liberal academics, the president indicated that publishing houses that did not print more patriotic textbooks would face state censorship..."

Bad for Historians

Kevin Levin attacks the bias against Civil War Military history at JAH. I'd love to get an update from him, if anything new has come to light, or action been taken. Military history is a hot topic these days, though Mark Grimsley, for one, thinks conservatives are using it as a wedge issue, or misunderstanding the field.

National tests show very, very modest gains in historical understanding by students? Maybe, maybe not.

Last time I highlighted a website which was satire. This time I want to highlight a website which has made a mark talking in the most detailed fashion about structural problems in the History profession: Are historians sexist? Are they nuts for going into this profession? Whoever it is behind the blog PhDinHistory, they've got answers for you.

Historian on Progressive Historian Action!

Two battle royales were waged at Progressive Historians this month. The first was host Nonpartisan's rearguard actions in defense of Woodrow Wilson, against the very senior David Kennedy's tendency to damn Wilson, this time with faint praise and against the up-and-coming Daniel Larison's frontal assault on liberal internationalism as a concept. Nonpartisan also took a break from Wilson-defending to review David Horowitz's Indoctrination U., in which David Horowitz tries to pretend that he's been nice all along, but academics are just mean.

The other target of opportunity at PH was the neo-conservative Kagan brothers (mostly Frederick). Navy Vet Terp was content to attend and deconstruct a talk by Frederick Kagan, but Bastoche went full-bore, releasing a six-part series in which the Kagan argument about Munich, Vietnam and the "ongoing war against totalitarianism" are carefully examined and found.... bad history: part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI. Rumor has it (read Part VI) that he's not actually done, just moving on to a new series title.

Myths, Misquotations, Misapprehensions

I suppose this could have gone in the above category, since it features lame pick-up lines, but I put it here to highlight the ongoing errors of periodization non-specialists often inflict on people who actually study something.

In the "partisan" category, several PH bloggers have been talking about a PBS special on Church/State separation as historically flawed and manipulative. In the military mythology category, I have two entries, the Myth of the Longbow and a nicely detailed photographic analysis titled "I Do Not Bite My Thumb At You, Sir, But I Bite My Thumb, Sir!".

Finally, from a very recent Washington Post, evidence that attention to bad history and sheer snark can get a historian into the very heights of punditry. Andrew Ferguson takes this "Lincoln" quote out of Al Gore's recent book

"I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. As a result of the war, corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed."

And he tracks it back (emphasis added)

Writing in 1999 in the Abraham Lincoln Association's newsletter, the great Lincoln historian Thomas F. Schwartz traced the bogus passage to the 1880s, about 20 years after Lincoln's death. One theory is that it first appeared in a pamphlet advertising patent medicines. Opponents of Gilded Age capitalism -- Gore's forerunners -- found the quote so useful that Lincoln's former White House secretaries felt compelled to launch a campaign "denouncing the forgery," Schwartz said. Robert Todd Lincoln, who was the president's only surviving son and himself a wealthy railroad lawyer, called it "an impudent invention" that ascribed to his father views that the former president would never have held.
"I discovered what I think is the true and only source of this supposed quotation," Robert wrote in an unpublished letter, probably tongue-in-cheek. "It originated, I think, at what is called a Spiritualist Séance in a country town in Iowa, a number of years ago, as being a communication by President Lincoln through what is called a Medium." Even bloggers might think twice about trusting such a source.

On that cautionary note -- it's true, you should think twice before footnoting messages passed through Séances, but if you're going to use them, please footnote them properly -- I close this edition of the Carnival of Bad History. As always, I invite anyone who's enjoyed it, or who has hated it and thinks they can do better, to volunteer for hosting duties in a future month (has to be future, I'm pretty sure).

Carnival of Bad History #14: Backlog Edition

Welcome to the "Post-Grading Letdown" edition of The Carnival of Bad History.

epppie at Progressive Historians presents a short history of the "sucker born every minute" line, and a drawing in honor of the opening of the new Creation Museum this coming Monday (that's the bad history part). PZ Myers is gathering posts for a mini-carnival in honor of the biblically literal, anti-evolution extravaganza. When you're done reading John McKay's take-down, you can also check out his rant about "the African language".

Joerg Wolf presents Historical Comparisons: Fritz Stern Publishes "Five Germanys I Have Known", which includes some lovely examples of former SecDef Rumsfeld's argumentum ad nazium.

Jon Swift presents Conservapedia which "gives Christianity its due for being so supportive of the work of Galileo and Copernicus." The scary thing about that is that I've heard versions of that argument elsewhere: that Christianity is at the heart of the scientific revolution....

Speaking of satirists, Mark A. Rayner presents Grandfig: Flying Nun: Mark I posted at the skwib. Heh!

Tim Abbott presents "Jumping" Jack Flashman "Massacres" the Historic Record posted at Walking the Berkshires. It's on the internet, it must be true....

Speaking of error propogation, David Parker presents Willie Lynch: The Making of a Slave posted at another history blog. Follow the links, folks: it's worth it. If you teach US history and haven't come across it before, you will soon.

Sergey Romanov does what he does best -- present real evidence and reasonable interpretation for stuff certain people would rather distort or forget -- this time taking on the well-known pro-Stalinist Grover Furr at Holocaust Controversies. In addition to the historical questions, there's an interesting ethical discussion about posting email exchanges.

The Tour Marm presents The Baptism of Pocahontas: Capitol Offense - Get it Right! posted at The Educational Tour Marm. Wonderful discussion of teaching, internet and public history issues, all spiced with righteous outrage.

Henry Midgley presents Bernard Lewis at the AEI posted at Westminster Wisdom. Midgley was not the only person to note Lewis' historical laziness, but he's the only one who submitted!

CapeTownDissentator presents Mission Accomplished: Now Let's Write Us Some History, a discussion of the relationship between servile narratives and political apathy.

That concludes the submitted material. To avoid derision and confusion in the future, submit your blog article to the next edition of carnival of bad history using our carnival submission form. Past posts can be found on our Sidebar.

Now, a few supplemental items from my files:

Will the public domain stay public? Konrad Lawson notes some brazen attempts to copyright public domain documents. Ralph Luker and Tim Burke note other problems with copyright and permissions.

Brett Holman, when he's not revising our very weak understanding of Guernica, is swooning over bad historical fantasies that never got made into movies. Or, you can see the Giant Nazi Robots over at Orac's place.

Sepoy says that Richard Gabriel's military history of Islam's founder "has, on average, a mistake per sentence." I could identify about one per paragraph without trying too hard.... Speaking of Sepoy, he's tweaking the nose of the AHA, but they're good-humored enough about it that they've approved our panel -- token and all -- anyway.

Tim Burke takes on a Weekly Standard piece on Africa on both facts and interpretations. Oh, and he smacks down VD Hanson and 300 in one blow! (for more 300 fun, start here)

In the "Daily Dose of Insanity" category, This Day in Mythstory provides just what it says: anniversaries with a theme and a twist! If you can't tell when he's kidding, that's a good sign that you need more, not less, history in your life.

Another entry in the "one generation's sarcasm is another generation's Protocols of the Elders of [your hobgoblin here]" category: Anti-Grover Cleveland screed turned into pro-Hawaiian Independence "evidence."

Eric Muller got a surprise this Passover: a Confederate Jew on his Matzo Box. I got one of those, too.

One of the most efficient reminders of what the late Jerry Falwell stood for in his heyday (and beyond) came from this 26-point "Don'ts for Students". It's in favor of history (though the rest of the list suggests limits on that), but not family history, or any creative thinking or social speculation.

Chris Bray's been reading some Frederick Kagan, for kicks: the preface is a hoot.

The Conceptual Guerilla takes on Harvey Mansfield on the unitary executive.

Rob MacDougall posits a dystopian future for historically conscious appliances. But at least our modern appliances let us eat better than we used to.

I've got to end on a positive note: These reconstructed photographs are amazing. For real!

OK, now the bad news: Bad History Needs Hosts even more than it needs submissions. We've got a trickle of submissions, but No Hosts lined up for the future. I'm taking volunteers, and then I'm just gonna start assigning months to people who seem capable, whether they're bloggers, historians or just cranky.

Call for Hosts!

It's ironic, but the Carnival of Bad History is run by a procrastinator.... Anyway, we need hosts for future editions. Any of them: pick a month. We usually run the carnival late in the month, but the exact date is flexible. Historians, debunkers, lovers of truth or haters of lies, all are welcome!

The Return of CoBH

The Carnival of Bad History decided to play snowbird and flew off to warmer climes for the month of January. Now it's back, tanned and rested, and ready to do that funky, bad history thing. This month Rob MacDougall does the honors at Old is the New New. Rob serves up a healthy plate-full of debunked quotes, urban legends, jaywalking historians, bat-men on the moon, and holocaust denial, with a nice tall glass of Kool-Aid to wash it down. You won't want to miss this one.

Carnival #12 Supplement

Welcome to the supplement to the 12th carnival of bad history. Apparently there was some mixup with Blogcarnival.com and their submissions, David Noon ended up doing a lot of work on his own. Here's the blogcarnival submissions, though (with a few unsuitable ones removed):

Tony Blair Pulls a Clinton posted at The Dugout, in which the British apology for slavery falls short of a real historical commemoration.

Pearl Harbor and the longue duree posted at Frog In A Well: Japan, in which I tackle some really sloppy historical causation.

A Machiavellian Perspective on the Middle East Conflict posted at Samson BLinded, is a disturbingly positive comparison between 1917 Russian Bolsheviks and contemporary Israeli right-wingers.

The Armstrong Tautologies posted at Avant News, is a charming satire of the recent technical recovery of Neil Armstrong's lost preposition.

An Occidental-Muslim's Criticism of Empires and Orthodoxies posted at Wa Salaam takes on one of the regular Bad Historians, Bernard a scholar I've never heard of, John Lewis.

The Little Professor had two pieces nominated: My year in books (with a special appendix on Victorian anti-Catholic sermons), a reminder that inarticulate intolerance is nothing new...."; and Department of ironic similarities, in which the pitfalls of making up words to describe your antagonists turn out to be well-established.

The Source of the National Debt, Why It Will NEVER Be Paid, and Why the Federal Reserve Should Be Liquidated, Part 1 of 2 posted at Bill Losapio is a fascinating example of the profligate use of "cabal" and "shady", not to mention basic misunderstandings of economic theory and practice. I never thought, when I first came on board this carnival, that people would self-nominate their own worst work....

Conrad Black: "Let them eat cake" posted at Sox First, in which mega-rich Black compares himself to a French nobleman during the Revolution.

Roy Moore on Keith Ellison posted at another history blog, dismantles, though it's an easy target, blatherings about the "Pilgrim roots" of the US.

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Bad History Time, Part 12

The twelfth installment of the Carnival of Bad History is up at The Axis of Evel Knievel. This month we learn how how many battleships were really sunk at Pearl Harbor, get a nomination for the worst ever portrayal of JFK in a movie, discuss the proper name for the unpleasantness in Iraq, and get a big heapin' helpin' of Pinochet.

What's a Henge?

Natalie Bennett has done a lovely job with The Eleventh Carnival of Bad History. Seems to be a high Stonehenge ratio this month.... Thanks!

The next edition -- Get your Bad Christmas History stories in early! -- will be at Axis of Evel Knievel, which recently hosted the History Carnival. We have a host for January, but it's not too soon to start thinking about hosting next year -- heck, three guys have already started running for president in 2008!

CoBH # 10

The Carnival of Bad History number 10 is now up for your reading pleasure at Archy.